hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."

My 92 year old grandma. (via fromboatsandbirds)

(Source: lule-bell)


"you have nice eyebrows" is quite possibly the greatest compliment you could ever receive

"i’m sad and i want to have a lot of sex"

me (via elizabethphaiboon)

(Source: sadmommy2010)